after 5 5 25 days PART II.
- perhaps due to the fact the i went back to sch to study the day before, ie on sunday, from 11am to 7pm..--yes im crazy. im a siao zha bor.... LOL gp on monday was a very tiresome paper. in fact. i didnt finish the compre and almost didnt too for the essay. mannn. life sucks.
- even stayed back in sch after that with muffin to continue to mugg. SUPPOSEDLY. haha.. we ended up "wavering" ard for food toilet and chats.. eventually.. sleeping... yepps. damns. i need a mask seriously to stop drooling whenever i fell unconscious... *sighs. OOI. IM NOT JANE. I DIDNT DROOL CAUSE OF A PERSON.
- OH YES. this part is damn bloody IMPORTANT. ALMOST LIKE THE ESSENCE. oh mann. ahhaha. not chicken essence though. i saw RAINER ON MONDAY!!! AND THE TIME WAS I THINK 12.30PM. AND HE SAW ME. AND I SAW HIM. AND HIS POSE. OH MANNN. WA LIAOS. DAMN COOL. ok. so wat if i like ah beng? cannot arh. chaye! oh. let me clarify sth too. rainer's just my eyecandy. LOL. WOOTS. OKAY OKAY ok.
- come to think of it. i havent been seeing rainer ard for like (since monday... it would be.. 4 x 24 + 11 =) an estimated 107 hrs.. and it's still counting. wth mann. life is damn unfair.sweet n honey actually spotted rainer at mos and were "withing 5 metre my radar" FINE. sweet even boasted tt they took the same train too. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. thanks sia. that 2 sms from sweet n honey tt made me increase [H+]. *sighs.---no worries. THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR, UNDERDOG IS HERE.
- oh.. back to the sleep part. lol. *i keep diverging. someone get me a convergin lens pls!* seriously we tried to focus but just too mentally tired.. so i end up lying down in an absolutely unglam position on the bench to nap after burping out the gulps of air i took when i nap-ed on the tabletop. yes. muffin burst out once again.
- once in a while.. i tried to awaken myself by making muffin laugh [ie via chain rxn.. me amuse muffin -> muffin laugh-> i laugh => both awake] by mimickin wat jane didnt during on of the nites he joined us. that is.. by opening the mouth as big as possible such that is reaches a record-holdin 7.5cm in height.. and. erm. of course my mouth wasnt tt big. but i get it was big enuf to look like i was going to swallow my hp whole so as to amuse muffin into convulsion.
- econs paper on tues (25/9) was just as terrifying as i didnt have time to complete my paper.. in fact... bio was horrible math was bad and chem was the shithole. in short,I DIDNT COMPLETE ANY PROMO PAPER!! this is shit. BULLSHIT. COWDUNG. DOGPOO. BIRD-DROPPINGS. hmm. wat else.
- talkin about bio.. i was using all sort of ways to rmb the base seq like telomere 5'- GGGTTA-3' is "GoGoGoTingTingAhhhhhh" and GC box is ggGCgg. lol. imagine all the fun muffin gets. think with me around.. she'll never need to go to an amusement park anymore.
- the "nite" ( in inverted commas cause it's actually morning) before math.. CAN U BLOODY HELL BELIEVE IT. my brain actually didnt wan to rest. but guess. wat. mel karen mok as well as moimoi all appeared in my dream.. i cant exactly rmb wat mel n karenmok did... but here's the assumption made by one of them :"then me and karen were doing sth else". wa liao. moimoi ahh.. she was damn scary in the dream. actually the NIGHTMARE. scolding me with all her heart n vein while crying in parts and pain (haha. rapping. CONSEQUENCE OF WATCHIN UNDERDOG---there's no need to fear, underdog is here.) she unconsciously instilled fear into me about her. *phews. prays tt day will NEVER COME.
- chem today was ...OH MY TIAN. GO AND DIE PLS. so i was equilibrating btwn going out with friends for a celebration and mourning over the sucky assholy chem paper. imagine 40min for 25MCQ of which u have my complicated calculations to do.. and... nvm. i just didnt make it. MY HOPE FOR H3 CHEM IS DASHED. AND IM SAD. CAUSE MR TAN DUN WAN TO REACTIVATE HIS FRIENDSTER ACCT TO ADD ME. BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! dun like dun care.
- using the jump-ard-from-the-back-and-shout-wat-u-want mtd, me sweet caramel swan glucose and hot lips decided to go orchard... but the last 3 names mentioned to return to their FARFARAWAY home to bath n change, claiming that we stung. like. hello? me sweet n caramel all bathed in the morning before exam!! and it was an AIRCON envt! how the hell would we become smelly? *sighs. WOMEN arh, not girls.....
- along the way, sweet kept repeating herself anf revealed very noticeable characteristics: "why are we going?" "why are we?" "it's still growing"(caramel says it's shrink while i say it stays stagnant) "yar, it grows one at a time wat!" "huh? got meh.. no wat. i dun rmb" etc.
- using the jump-ard-.....wat-u-want mtd agn.. we decided to watch UNDERDOG at cathay. LOL. which was a sibei lame comedy kinda worth watchin esp after a shithole chem paper. it really reduces the density of ur mood--- lightens it. MUHAAAHHAHA. ok. mid nite crisis. but i still cant believe i almost got so emotional at the last part where the immortal dog was "dead" shesssssssssh. idiot.
- i suffered the POST-UNDERDOG-SYNDROME. " there's no need to fear, underdog is here" from the gift shop to........ telling pple wat i did... persuadin pple.. as well as describing my entry. LOL. ok. my entry is NOT long. it's just CUMULATIVE work. tt's why it appears so long.
- glucose was damn hot. but also skinny. but i cant help but stare at the whole placeS. who ask her wear until so *sighs. the farnie thing is when i stared at her transparent PVC pouch and ask " why u use so revealing one?" she immediately wrapped her arms ard herself. wth. i was tryin to diverge attention from there but u CONVERGED IT BACK. lol. haha.
- swan arrived soon and almost immediately,me sweet n caramel were lagging behind 2 pieces of straws that were swaying in front of us. i thought caramel should join them. WHY THE BLOODY HELL R U GALS SO THIN. and HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO U LOSE WEIGHT DURING EXAMS?! U R FREAKS. WEIRDO. omg. i need to diet. now. exercise now. no time.
- hotlips came the lastest. as usual. haha. complaint she was hungry... but ended up ONLY DRINKIN HALF A CUP OF ICE-BLENDED at coffee bean. WTH. soon i got so bored that when we sat down at a round table... i figured out that there were (6-1)!= 120 ways we could sit and when we changed to a more "normal" sitting arrangement.. there were 6!=720 ways to sit. (more details abt coffee bean incident pls refer to sweet's entries)
- it kinda RAINed on my way back. and i was quite in a happy mood. haha. RAIN and RAINing and RAINER. lol. (im still jealous why i didnt get to see rainer and am still frantically tryin to find his friendster acct)
- pap and mom tried to push my outta hse to see the newly polished floor in the "new" hse. and i was like thinking " wat so nice abt seein nice polished floor?" and "im not interested in moving there at all". I DUN WANT TO MOVE HOUSE.
okays. my entry part II is long enuf i guess. MUAHAHHAHAH. the bloggin marathon competition. YEA. and oh yes. thank u sweet. for ur little green angpow-stored letter. caramel... erm. haha. being there. and amusing me with all ur hand-warming-up practices. LOL. muffin.. for amusing me with the amusements u got from me. honey for encouragements. swan for finding personal informations for me. MUAHHAHA. glucose and hotlips for making my day with ur TALK-SO-FAST-WITHOUT-FILTERING-THROUGH-THE-BRAIN conversation. my sis who fed me really well when both of us r on diet. my mom for avoidin from me when i really need her to get lost--sounds bad. but it helps ALOT. and pap for askin if i had lessons the day before gp examination. the drivers for tetchin me back n fro sch...... etc.etc. this is damn longwinded. i forgot to mention time now is 12.30am. abt 1hr 40 min. total of how many hrs? u count. LOL.
i love yall.
All the sleepless nights;
and the tears you cry
at 10:45 PM
YEA.promos are over. FINALLY. OH MY BLOODY TIAN. i can have the time to blog.. ALL I WANT. HAHA. to think sweet wanna blog one as long as mine. hahaha. I WONDER WHEN WILL SHE DO IT. HMMM. caramel tells me NOT to type in point form cause when it is supposed to be shorter, i end up makin my blog longer and errr... more endless haha. hmm. i can TRY. LOL--- as baby always say.. so.. let me see. i think i shall start bloggin about stuff tt i rmb since last week.. last week? yea.. last week.--OMG. WHY THE HELL AM I REPEATIN MYSELF. hahah. naah. it's just MRS RAIN tokin to yingshi. hahhaha. WAHAHAHHAHAHA. -------the hysterical. not the mid nite crisis. maybe ltr.. cause i dunno how long i'll take to blog. ok. i should note the time. it's 7.35pm now.**PS: this entry's gonna be looooooooooooong. and kinda random. i'll just put whenever tt comes to my mind. cause it's still saturated with all the facts n notes.. when they start ppt-ing out.. ahhhh. tt's when i turn dumb agn. and tt's BAD.*runs away from the comp. stares at the calendar.. scratches head. runs back.* the two weeks before promos.----er. caramel.. u sure u dun wan me to put in point form? it's gonna get really messy yea.-- *decides to put in pt form. MUAHAHHAHA.10th to 23rd september 2007:- everyone definitely rmbs. and hates it to the core. except for mel i guess. HAHA. yes. PROJECT WORK. and subject, amazingly, designed by moe to make u learnt to work with pple as in u are not born to be a social animal. *sighs. even suzie agrees very well: "i never understood why my sis hates math so much until pw made me understand wat it means to really HATE a subject." *nods head.
- no one ever understood why WR was due the week before promos when we were supposed to mug. really mug hard till the fact that u start to realise how it feels to constipate because of the long hrs of sittin to study.---oh my tian. pls agree with me tt that was a really great metaphor. MUAHAHHAHA. cause i didnt constipate actually. too much input to that it's impossible not to have output. err. back to my pt. i was really upset n worried coz baby n kebak were rushin their asses off the nite before submission. and then intentionally or unintentionally.. i got a "buck off. i need to work. stop botherin me." kinda msg from kebak. *cries. thank u sweet caramel muffin and those who tried to cheered me up. admit it. it's diff to cheer me up though. the best way is just to hit me unconscious.
- OH YES. i just rmb. haha. i never never hot lips actually named mel. haha MEL=MONSTER. WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA. oh my tian. damn farnie. the our pw tutor actually being called STEF by mel. HAHHAA cause stef called him MEL in the first place. hahahhaa. and then can u believe how particular mel is?! he actually got frustrated over the printing quality of the WR. the effect? muffin amused and i amused at muffin. wat a chain reaction.
- for some time, honey muffin n i seemed to always b e ones studyin in sch till 7 8 9 or even 10.30pm.---of course honey usually left early, given her curfew. out of boredom for many incidents.. we so-called prank-call pple.. for no particular reason. just to make the person more confused. among those "pranked" are karen mok, mel, sweet and who else?! hereby. if they happen to be reading. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE CAUSED FOR BEING A DISTRACTION AND FOR CONTRIBUTING TO UR PHONE BILLS. especially.....
- then for the next few nights.. it was just me n muffin and the occasional visit and stayons by baby and her buddy bixue. HAHAHA. we practically turned hysterical. no. WORST than hysterical. examples are:
- 1]picking up free dinner which was supposedly meant for the j2s during their prelims--wah. the cheng teng damn shiok. i "kapok" most of the white fungus cause baby n bixue dun eat them.. and i "rationed" the longans away. I HATE LONGANS AND WHY ISSIT THAT MY BOWL HAD THE MOST LONGANS?!
- 2]running across the corridor from the windy tables to the toilet to get a feel of why RI boys do that. i still dunno why.
- 3] having MY personal very own uninterrupted concerts at night from 9pm onwards when no one can stop u from singing and screaming no matter how tone-deaf u r. oh my tian. DAMN SHIOK. and nope. im not at all sorry for the negative externality caused to pple studyin at other corner. oh wait.. it's not even a negative externality. it is a POSITIVE one. oh. tt means it's underproduced-->so that means i should DO THAT MORE OFTEN.
- 4] jumping (actually more of bob, bounce, bound, buck, canter, caper, capriole, dance, dive, drop, fall, gambade, gambol, hop, hopping, hurdle, jar, jerk, jolt, leapfrog, leapfrogging, leaping, lurch, nosedive, plummet, plunge, pounce, rise, saltation, shock, skip, skipping, spring, start, swerve, twitch, upspring, upsurge, vault, wrench accordin to muffin OR rock godly awesomeness accordin to weenie.) and singing to the songs played from my phone or bixue's.--- im seriously thankful that no video or photos of the incident was taken. or my IMAGE WILL BE RUINED! haha. suddenly muffin says: "
man I should be careful of what I say when you are blogging -.- " - 5]i almost forgot to mention. though it's kinda malu-ating. ever seen a slurpee eruption before?! i did. muffin did and so did honey. yea.. kinda lost my control of "slurpee titration" and the whole thing just burst. *sighs. WAT A SCENE.
- 6] last min call to sally to wish him happy birthday. did i really sound like a guy? 1st he tot i was muffin's bro.. then... mel. WTH. might as well say pauline even better. HAHA.
- ohhhhs. these r the things u miss from the muggin sessions seriously. and i assure u. muffin was definitely amused. VERY amused.
- and JANE also comes to visit. either for baby or.. just to bother me and make me chase his ass off as muffin laughs into a tomato. i.e. turns red. like.. imagine an idiot snatching ur hp away just to get u chasing him!! and when he comes back to return u (yar la. i cant run as fast as him lar. wat u wan? go one round and shoot me issit?!) he's still panting away. HAHA. then that idiot asked asked qns about baby. and then our opinion on him.. JUST TO BOOST HIS MALE EGO. WTH. then we decided to tell him.. "HOW TO U KNOW BABY'S NOT ATTACHED?" jane then widens his eyes "HUH? U SERIOUSLY ARH? ISSIT MUTUAL?" muffin and i rolls eyes and smile sheepishly.
- jane then asked. " do i look good?" errrrrrrrrrrrr. " my dad looks like brad pitt and my mom looks like angelina jolie." MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. LMAO. shall leave out the aftermath. u decide.
- in one of the lectures... sally asked if i blogged him as sally.. HAHHA. YAR. I DID. amazing. i didnt know my blog was read by his friends too. SOOO SURRRPRISEDLOL.---ok. this pt is random.
- during this period of "mug-gation", the progress of "new" hse renovation was also fast on its way... my dad n mom frantically takin alternate turns to go down everyday and a place for family outing on sunday. it's so ironic to say it's a new hse cause the building's like 20 yrs alrdy?! WTH. and i DUN WAN TO MOVE HOUSE. no matter how many times my pap n mom goes down or how much persuasion and look for EXCITATION. i remained at ground state. refusin to go and see. it's so cramped there!!!
- unsurprising.. my sis IS always bringing home nice-to-watch dvds to watch.. and i end up watchin <<200>> just days b4 promos. so inspired by her to lose weight. seriously. whether it's by natural mtd or lipo. im serious. but it's such a harsh reality that the socially acceptable beauty have to be pretty AND natural, which unfortunately most of the time dun exist. *my sighs becomes obese.--i.e. sighs heavily.
ok. i think i should do another entry... this is way too long. haha. but i think tt's abt it for the past e weeks. the next one will b abt this week.. i.e. 24 sept to 28 sept. we'll see. hahha. hmm. time now is 9.40pm. ok. ONLY took 2hr 5min to type this. wonder how long the next one will take.
All the sleepless nights;
and the tears you cry
at 7:29 PM
okay. now it's twice in the 7th lunar month. dun laugh.
- set 2 alarm clocks with diff timings.. but the one that's supposed to destroy the finale of my beauty sleep had its battery ran flat. OH MY TIAN.
- luckily. SERIOUSLY. my auto-emergency-biological alarm brain had me forced my eyes wide open... before having them drooopy agn in the toilet.. [HELLO. droopy isnt always used to describe the bosoms. it's now used to describe the heavy eyelids of mine. and my eyelids do NOT wear bra!!!!--- this is in response to baby who kinda misunderstood the concept of droopy]
- oh btw. i woke up at 7.50am so that i can go for a run before gg to sch at 10am.... HEHEHHE. so went out of the hse at abt 8.15am and the bloody sky was kinda overcast and the wind was not icy cold.. but like... blowing at 25 degree celius. OH MY TIAN. amazingly i didnt sneeze today.MUAHAHAHAH. ok. so the pt is... i had to walk back all the way home from wherever i was... in a luminuous bright orange tee-shirt. damn disgusting. com'on guys. use tt word u'd like to use: GG.
- started gorging at the sandwiches mom made.. then sweet potato then roasted peanuts. OH MY TIAN.------see how bad my day had begun!!!!!!!
- decided to go sch earlier to run ltr on.. and when i was wearin my socks and my bro prepared to give me lift, it started to drizzle. GOD IS REALLY BLESSING ME WITH SHOWERS OF BLESSINGS. great. i still want to run.
- thankful. perhaps due to symphathy, by the time i reached sch, the drizzle [aiya shit. how to describe..] ceased. [AAHHH yes. ceased. muahHAHAHHAH] YEAH. so i tot.. the shit was over.. and the day is supposed to turn out better...
- yesh. i did my rounds. 8 rounds.MUAHAHAHAH. see, how nice. can run leh. never rain leh! stopped runnin at 10.30am to cool down n go bath before econs lesson at 11am.. BUT...
- i got a msg. which i bet the entire class or at least 75% of the class... was negatively amused and surprise. " there is NO econs today.. i repeat.. NO econs.....blah. wateva" waaaaah. so pro. lesson supposed to start in 30min time.. now then recieve msg. once again: GG.
- thought that sweet was on e way n she might come to join me n think of studyin in sch. OH MY TIAN. bloody hell. she was still at yishun when i called her. ARRGH. so she just went str8 hom T_T. as for caramel.. piano exam. shitto. amazingly honey was alrdy in sch with sya, karen mok, jane, cupcake,etc.
- fine..
- the rest of the day worked out quite nicely.. as i merely sat and studied at the spectator gallery for 8 to 9 hours ALONE ONLY lar.. yea. watchin it rain. [--> smiles.MUAHAHA RAINRAINRAINRAIN.] then stop. then rain agn and flood some areas... seriously. unique experience. like.. i was a only person there... sitting.. sleeping... studyin... singing.. talking-- yes to myself.
- called mom at about 2pm expecting her to ask me to accompany her. err. wrong time. seriously.. it was raining cats n dogs. sheeesh. so she told me to just stay in sch n study.. since. there's NO BED to lure me and there's NO TV to distact me. but i dun think it made much of a diff at the spec gal.. here's why.
- the flat pavements of the spectator gallery was made really comfortable with the cool breeze from the weather.. OOH. so unlike to usual afternoons. so.. yea. my back was tired larr. so i lay down and... ZZZzzzzzZZZZZzz. until i woke up agn to continue to read the notes that i used to cover my face. to avoid embarrassments haha. this made a good substitute for the bed that didnt come with aircon at home. mUHAHAHAHA.
- she missed out the fact that i had a fully charged hp with a radio function.. so i listened n sung with it until the batt went flat... oh my tian. hahaha. if my mom reads this.. seriously.. she would have gone to bang her head on the nearest wall now. HAHAHAHHA.
- oh yes yes!! this is kinda random but last nite/this morning, ie the WEEE hrs... my mom came hm from her sch 90th anniversary dinner.. and showed us her secondary sch days look. oh my tian. she was a VOLLEYBALLER. which i almost became. and she LOOKED LIKE ME. err no. accordin to sequence of who appeared first.. i looked like her hahha. for her era.. she was ONE OF THE TALLEST girls. OH. just like me.. AND SHE STOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PHOTO JUST LIKE MY CLASS PHOTO. damn cool. hahha.damns. now that regretful feeling is back agn. WHY DIDNT I JOIN VB?!?!?!?!?!
- okay. so back to wat i was tryin to say. some cute guy. ok. this isnt sounding right agn. but who cares. yea.. was studyin until he came up to me and asked to borrow my watch for his run. haha. at first i tot he v pai kia. but wait. quite cool.. as in. attractive MUAHAHHA. sheesh. wait. i must stick to RAIN n RAINER. woots. but wait let me finish first [ahhahha talkin to myself agn] then before he returned.. he went to wash and dry it clean. AWWWW. and when he passed it back to me.. he said this " errr. if u feel that it's wet.. it's just water.. not sweat.. i wash it alrdy" SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEt. OOPS. CANNOT BETRAY RAIN AND RAINER. STICK TO RAIN N RAINER. anw. he's not tall la. so no hope. OOPS.
- meet glucose when i was abt to leave. and this is wat she said " so YOU WERE THE ONE STUDYIN THERE THE WHOLE DAY?! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME FREAK LAR! I THOUGHT U WERE A J2!!" nice one glucose. damn nice. haha. i didnt just study.. i slept sang, i talked, i jumped. i bounced. (:
hahha. looks like muffin had a worse day than me.. at least it was RAINing... and RAIN was encouraging me to keep studyin n jiayous. OOOH. so heart-warming [yesh. this was part of the stuff i was talkin about, alone] here's part of the convo :
MUFFIN says:
sigh
oh was damnnn loser today
I awed even myself
coz before I took train to woodlands I bought bread for lunch
so was standing around outside the library eating
then the stupid garlic bread so hard, chao hard to eat
so after finally finishing I decided to buy hot soymilk
didn't know it was just cooked or sth, went to take this big mouthful
then scalded my tongue
then had to find some ulu corner to stand and wait until the thing cool down
WAAA wanted to die -.-
MRS RAIN says:
HAHAHAHHAH
AH BOON ARH
u should blog abt today
damn farnie
hahhaha
MUFFIN says:
NO LOR PLS
I was thinking, nooooooooo [muffin] you idiot..
and trying to act cool standing outside the woodlands post office drinking soymilk.
haiyah.
malu.
i laughed my buttocks off. OH MY TIAN. HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
oh. i wonder how's caramel's piano exam and her.. middle finger WAHAHAHAHHAH. OOOps. and i just realised that i should really make full use of my pw grp's topic to really spike up pw atmosphere.. by introducing BRA-grammes.
WOW. bra-vo. *smirks.
All the sleepless nights;
and the tears you cry
at 10:29 PM