oh my tian.. FINALLY after dunno how long i've decided to blog again. YEAH. the motivation came from muffin as well as within my exploding loads of imagination and stuff to talk cock abt--err.. the cock here is NOT referrin to the <<881>> chicken as mentioned by sweet. OH MY SHIT. im really random. HAHHAHA. it's ok.. there's no ransom to be paid. so. MUAHAHAHHAHAHA. and having done my part SO FAR for eom and written report. i guess i'll blog a very long blog again. provided that i have the patience, which i always have. MUAHAHAH. oh. this entry has evolved---u see, EVOLUTION. DOESNT THAT REMINDS U OF DARWIN'S THEORY OF EVOLUTION IN BIO AND GP?!-- itself into a complementing mrs rain aka rocker session. woots. damn bloody shiok.
hmm. wat should i start first. ahhh. yes. decided to try side-parting today and all the girls were sharp to notice it.. except for ALL THE GUYS. haha. which was quite a good thing to me but the girls were abit .. errr. nvm. karen mok was guessin wat i did to myself like: "oh issit the ear piercing? hairband? huh? then wat?" *SIGHS. failure.--at least not mkt failure this time. haha. and oh. pe today is damn fun. errr. besides the fact that i kinda knocked down ms pang during the game. OOPS. SO SORRIE MS PANG. then bought $11 worth of cocoa-tree chocs for teachers' day and mom. but most of them are for mom. haha. thanx SWAN---aka khar suan. MUAHAHHAHA. and sweet for waiting for the indecisive libra-ian to choose wat to buy would minimise her opportunity costs.
this is wat the damn alert rocker noticed during econs lecture:
- sweet was dozing of on the tip of her black pen. HAHAHAHHA
- swan was bowing her head as if in silent prayer. NAAAH. PI LAR. she's asleep too. HAHAHA.
- weenie uses PINK highlighter. how an unusual sight. i mean. for guys. like guys + pink = WAT THE HELL?!@ kinda attitude u see.
- winston was damn dao.hmmm. i still cannot believe he's a mugger!!!---i wonder why he dun go to the toilet often since he has a lot of mugs to drink from. [ erm. this was another cold joke if u didnt realise. shit im damn bloody good at it]
- the lecturer looked weird in white pants.--- and i am NOT perv-ing larrrrrrr.
sch ended at abt 2.30--thanx to khoo's continual non-stop teachin and a big N-O for printing of tutorial answers while pple like muffin cupcake n lingxi had to rush off. WTH. now i dun give a damn whether she sees my blog. im just pissed n i need to relieve myself. now. yes NOW.---sheesh relieve doesnt sound right. oh wells. may i ask when does anything flow out of my mouth sounding rite? *sighs. damn sad rite.
oh talkin about relieve... hahaha. my yahoo may kinda got spammed.. NOTE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED HERE ................................................................................................................................ this is wat one of them wrote: News to [ my user name]:We have been successfully helping men like you to enlarge their penises since 2001--Su dsf...........................................and hence. im like WTH-ing now. im sure i have tt male organ. im sure. damn sure. oh yar.. do u noe there's a penis organ in iceland? and tt freak who opened it is askin for human specimen. hahahahha. WTH. Oops. i guess goh's "innocent pure little mind" is damn polluted by now if she read this. but hey. this is science. LOOK AT IT FROM THE SCIENTIFIC PERSPECTIVE. HELLO. STOP UR IMAGINATION RIGHT NOW. YES NOW!
shiftin the scope back to afterschool... accompanied swan to look for someone. OOPS. ok. i shall make it short before she murders me. OH MY TIAN. her taste is damn freaking WEIRD~~. hhahaha. nono... not nice. my choice is BETTAR. MUAHAHHAHAHAHHA.
and BLOODY HELL. i forgot to take out my autography card to get pple who havent sign it to.. yea. SIGN IT!! arrgh. haha... surprisingly.. jane's msg was relatively like a normal mal classmate this time. haha. GOOD BOY. as for mel..--haha.. he just signed into msn. MUAHAHAH.-- he wrote this quite weird weird msg.. tellin me abt how lucky my future bf would b. HAHHA. see first. i dunno how i'll react to the opposite gender anyway. hahha. and that pw-freak said that inpenetrable and inpregnable both sounds wrong when used on me... idiot. AHHHHH. karen mok havent sign it too!!!--haha.. baby's sister said he was the prettiest guy in class. awwwww. baby's sister totally shattered jane's heart.. who was like chasin me for tips to go after baby. WTH. and HOW DARE HE USE ME AS A TOOL TO BOOST HIS MALE EGO.
ok wat else have i not mentioned. AHHH. this is abit outdated but.. thank u to the following particpants for joining me at the track on tues morning for a run. SWEET BAOBEIER CARAMEL HONEY. i dun think there were anyway RIGHT. hahah. com'on baby.. to the LEFT to the lLEFT. HAHAHA.
teacher's day is on sat and it's fizah's birthday too. oh. that hot-bod women. and YESH. I FINALLY CAN GO BACK TO ST NICKS. YEAH. BACK TO THE CRAZY MORONIC TIME. oh yea. but.. they end at 12.00 and rj ends at like 10?! WTH. thanx honey for ur suggestion of taggin along with weenie/mel/jane/karen mok back to RI. wait.. wat u mean BACK? I DUN EVEN STUDY THERE. ok. these guys do. but naah. dun think so. *smirks.
tries to mug hard for promos.---puts down the notes. and walks into the kitchen...
the end.
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i guess i can really enter the "persuasion" business [which includes lawyer, sales promoter or even over-the-phone-debt-chaser] with my san chun bu lan zhi she, i.e. my convincing powers. WOOTS. err.. hhaha. too bad if u dunno who's who. cause there's always a reason why i make such an effort:
- to avoid direct embarrasement.
- to avoid unneccesary trouble
- cause i like MUAHAHAHA--persuit of self interest if u insist.
oh btw karen, u'r one of the couple. so... ya know.
soccer on friday was damn fun. on the rating from 1 to 10. i would give a perfect 10.--haha.. sounds like im advertising for some radio station. MUAHAHA.
- i didnt have soccer socks--rmb the days when my msn nick was I FORGOT TO BUY MY SOCCER SOCKS [again]. so.. a really kind but usual soul gave me HIS socks. haha.
- he emphasised it's clean despite the number of times i asked him if it was new.
- the socks had a hole in the end.
- this person was mel. haha. OOPs.
- it rained. and it was wet and muddy. but more of wet and watery.
- trg was short. the game lasted longer.
- caramel jumped like kb when pointed out by the coach. it was damn amusing.---pls do not pout caramel, or else fine 1 cup of slurpy.
woke up 1.15PM. ytd--accordin to the time of the blog. haha. cause i kinda slept at 2.30 am in the morning. hahhaha. WOOWS. ok. sinful sinful mrs rain. she ate ALOT when she's supposed to diet for.... watsoever reasons. OH NO. and i found some really CUTE and HOT pictures of my laogong. which unfortunately.. my class guys do NOT possess.
MUAHAHAH.ain he CUTE SO SPOONY. THE ULTIMATE RAIN FANATIC HAS RISEN!!!--in the middle of the nite. HAHAH. oh. i picked this out from one of "his" friendster accts. he actually has 2 in singapore, 26 in south korea. 3 in japan. 2 in indonesia.... and let me see HOW MANY ARE THERE IN CHINA. wow. amazingly none. ---there goes honey and baby ROFLing online now. wth. pple damn heartbroken tt i was cheated. arrgh. how innocent i was to think tt it was really his acct [mind u. there were PERSONAL photos of him. damn explicit can. esp those in korea.. maybe i should add all 26?! HAHHA. oh my tian. nah. oh my RAIN.
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讨厌 lor. this freakin getai movie made me tear like hell as they proceeded deeper into the story. DUN MAKE ME WATCH THIS KINDA MOVIE. i dun wan to cry in front of guys. OH MY TIAN. damn embarrasing.
the movie started off introducing the big papaya sister and the small papaya sister abt their weights, comparing the relativity to market supplies. at the same time.. the movie was also a trbute to the getai king chen jin lang i supposed, who died of cancer. unfortunately the small papaya sister also suffered the same fate. so while the big ppy sister was running away from the objections of her family[mainly her mom], small ppy sister was running against time. somehow the movie was kinda random and farnie b bringing in "techno" to describe almost anything.. haha includin may&choy who were another pair of geitai sisters aka durian sisters. but coz of their strong english accent.. they were otherwise known as angmoh durian.... then there were also this mother n son--the son who was always playing with his cock. erm yes COCK THE MALE CHICKEN. but the son eventually sold his pet off to raise money to pay the medical bills of the small papaya sister. on the other hand, the mom was played an extremely supportive role for the papaya sisters. the show brought in bulldozer, lion dance troupe etc when the papaya sisters were competiting with the durians. and OH MY TIAN. the costumes of durians were damn spiky n ugly and DISGUSTING. while there were all the farnie scenes.. the movie managed to touched on the minutes and create touchin atmospheres which i was damn bloody vulnerable in. i must admit that i had trouble many times understandin hokkien but the songs and the tone of the speech were good enough to express the emotions--moreover there were subtitles. the story ended sadly with the small papaya sister passing away and the big papaya sister continuin to pursue her dream in singing n performing. and every seventh lunar month of the year.. that's when they reunite to continue to touch the hearts of both the seen and unseen.
coolios. how much more touchin can that get. the show is definitely worth a watch even for the non-chinese seriously. it is damn successful. just rmb to SWTICH UR DAMN BLOODY HANDPHONES TO SILENT MODE AT LEAST. thanx.
had soccer in the morng supposedly at 8am most arrived only at 8.30. *sighs. okays. but im glad the coach didnt come.. coz once again. let me announce: I FORGOT TO BUY MY SOCCER SOCKS. yes agn. and agn and agn. caramel pang saye me... coz she insisted that it was a SCHOOL HOLIDAY AND HOW DARE THEY MAKE ME GO BACK TO SCH. haha. and idiot fizzah kept laughin at me.. i realised she cud b just as cheeky as caramel. i bettar start watchin my back. haha.
perhaps it's the sun or issit just me? i feel damn hot. sheeeesh... i shud tell more cold jokes to cool myself down rite? or should i just join the guys and act cool? HAHA. oh mann. i cant stop thinkin over <<881>>. the thought i gg to linger in my mind for the next few days. boo.
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yesh. the above is an infamous quote by mr tan.. once agn. HAHHA. GO JOJO AND JO-LYN BABEH BOY. and it's okay for u to go steady with BOTH jane and karen HAHAHAHAHA. muahaha... ok. tt was how school started off.
once agn.. mr tan amused my sense of humour agn:
me: [ plays the feather-kickin toy with xinting(taiwanese) with some others]
mr tan: [ walks out of SR2 and stares in amazement--like gals cannot play liddat. chaye!]
me: mr tan u want to play?
mr tan: no lar... u all continue to play.. [ continues to walk off]
me: mr tan! they say shuaiges can play very well leh!
mr tan: [stops. turns ard. tips head down. gives diaos look. smile. walk off]
HAHAHA. dun u find it farnie?!
sch ended at 12.30 since it was friday timetable and YEAH!!! gp remedial was cancelled. i guess every teacher didnt exactly have the mood to teach since everyone was lookin forward to national day holidayS. yes... we WHINED at mr vadi to affect him from teaching.. and the bloody idiot chem lecturer was murmurin to himself with a TOAD-ish voice and spent at least 35 min to GIVE A SUMMARY revision of wat he taught in the last lecture. BLOODY HELL.
anyway, we waited till abt 1.15 before proceedin to s11 for our supposedly class lunch. haha. damn exciting lolx! muffin n caramel were walkin damn fast.. but the guys were.. SLOW. and yeah!!! winston aka usher, didnt dao me when i called him!!! SO HAPPPIE.
jane was downright rejected in the following summarised process at s11:
jane: jolyn do u like to watch simpsons? [ blinks eyes] and dun look into my eyes pls..
baby: NO! i dun like to watch simpsons! [ swipes emo-hair and turns away] and i dun want to watch with u!
jane: [ turns ard to zhutou aka gege] gege, can u go out with me ltr?
zhutou: NO! NOT OKAY!
jane: [with his strong determination n perseverence, turns to person nxt to gege.. who happens to be...] john, are u free ltr? [ this came along with a sentimental touch on the person's lap]
karen: [ freaks out] NO!
jane: [ turns to me WTH] yingshi, are u free ltr?
me: [ stares at jane] dun wan...
jane: [ shows deperate-ness] weihan, are u free ltr?
winnie aka weihan: [ shows his third finger ELEGANTLY]
that. was how jane got rejected by 5 pple consecutively within 60 seconds i guess. POOR CHAP.
window shopped ard j8 till 3 plus supposedly to play games and stuff... but was too damn tired that me n muffin started camwhoring everyone while caramel and baby fell asleep. we took ALOT of photos seriously. the games were damn BLOODY KIDDY N BORING to think that karen mok still thinks it's fun. OH MY TIAN. *faints--though i'll never. trust me. the only thing i looked forward to was the food, seet, and the 6.30pm performance...
i dun exactly rmb wat significant events there were during the performance given my wonderful brain power which worked me for the past 20 hours.. u go count it urself.. but the aftermath was damn fun. OMG DAMN FUN I REPEAT. yea.. we managed to camwhore as well as to take class photos before leaving the field. and idiot mel,who has also transformed into rossie ytd due to his blushin cheeks.. sally[sya] and jane tried to play pranks behind me durin the photo-takin.. GREAT. NOW I LOOK LIKE SHIT I BOTH PICS. AND ONE HAS MY MOUTH OPEN!. ** if that were to be caramel.. she would b smackin her forehead REALLY flat by now.
went to locker area with sally and caramel and get stuff. hmmm. caramel decided to take pic with sally. SOMEHOW. DUN ASK ME WHY. then me sweet and caramel started camwhorin using THREE CAMERAS.. MIND U THREE. MUAHAHHAHAHAHA. after everyone left.. omg damn farnie coz there was absolutely no co-ordination btwn e 3 of us.. surprisingly... the one we took with honey appeared rather fine.. just that sweet had a pose of marilyn mondro or sth. while caramel just stood still... honey had her hair taken in mid-air while my belly was exposed. shit i feel damn violated by the camera. YES. the camera.
haha. today is a damn happy day. and mr vadi was really a RED DOT. (:
thank u everyone for making my day (:--this includes BAOBEI-ER.
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at 12:42 AM
today is a happy day YEAHHHH~~~~. haha. ---sth random but.. baby and jolyn-baby-boy seems to be gettin closer.. hmmmmm. wat abt poor john who had the couple dress code as baby? pooor chap. HAHHAHAH. MUAHAHHAHA. mean but. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHH~~.
chem prac today was amusing. as in.. MR TAN WAS THE AMUSING ONE.
mr tan: [walks up to my seat the umpteenth time.]
me: [gives mr tan the DONT-COME-NEAR-ME look.. cause i didnt want him to check my work.]
mr tan: yingshi why u always gimme that look?
me: [acts innocent] huh? where got?
mr tan: i look very ugly meh?
me: no??? where got...
mr tan: then u still gimme that look? i very UGLY issit?!
me: YAR LAR YAR LAR. yes u'r ugly.
mr tan: [pouts] you'r NOT supposed to say yes...
me: [gives the DIAOS look]
the rest of the lessons and lectures were plain BOOORING. hahha... mel and sya were DAMN cheeky.. they placed jane's pic with vadi's and linked it to how boring econs was and vadi saying..."im surree" HAHHAHA. wth. AND I DUN GIVE A DAMN HOW FLIRT JANE IS.. i repeat.. I DONT GIVE A DAMN.--yea. tt's it. though i agree with mel who said jane's a nice person... i think karen mok's nicer. HAHA. dun get jealous. and IM NOT HINTING ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
school ended at 12.30 and caramel went to have lunch with GOH and others while i waited for the bloody idiot yongtaufoo stall queue to shorten.. it never did btw 12.30 to 1.30.. yea.. i bought food only at 1.30pm. then went ahead to find suzie supposedly to study... but... hhuhhahhauhuhahha. anw.. caramel pouted-----ALOT OF PPLE POUTED AT ME TODAY. as she found me at e amphi with suzie... reason being.. i didnt reply her haha. PAISEH LARRR. sally [aka sya] popped by before he went for floorball supposedly... hmmm. paiseh.. i FORGOTTEN THAT HIS SHOULDER WAS INJURED.. and i kinda wacked i dunno which side with my beloved darling one and only shoebag. HAHA. ooops. mel called me to join us to "mug" yea. MUG. then pooor sweet came and told us about wat happened to her---shall not mention. it's the 1st time i see her so emotional and worried.hmmm. i seriously dunno wat to do. hopefully she's okay now.. I LOVE U SWEET--many many much much inifinitely more than jane. MUAHAHHAHA.
----ms joelle tan---SHHHHEEESH i forgot her nick. nvm shall call her TWEETY from now. MUAHHAHA... anw. she commented that: " im sure u rmb everyone's nick.." yesh.. i do.. except for urs[tweety]. HAHHA
went for soccer today.. and it was sooooo BLOODY fun. OOOOOOHHHH. compared to last friday... it was heaven.. ok... not tt heaven.. cause i think i have a blister on my feet~~. but.. we played a match!!! yeah!!! but trg ended abit the not late lor.. only 8pm when it's supposed to end at 7pm. *sighs HEAVILY. but it was damn damn damn FUN. and yea!! i got to know new names today~~. and ms vera is damn sick: i got egg btw my legs. DIAOS. and i need to buy new soccer socks. idiot. $$$$$. flies high into the sky.. and get burnt by the sun's UV rays. ok. that was sooo random.
oooh.. tmr's scholarship day and im bringing MMMMMOOOOMMmmy sch-touring. haha. hmmm. tt's weird.. im usually tired by now on weekdays--excluding friday... but hmmm. YEA. tmr no sch.. no sch.. *sings: THERE'S NO SCH TMR! TMR! TMR! RAAALALALLALALALAL~~!
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